Very pleased to meet you.

They've sent me from the agency - I'm your new Executive PA.

I see my role as assisting you through the early stages of boardroom domination, and generally being there for you when you need me.

I'm highly experienced in every aspect of modern global Billionairedom: from initial startup to complex acquisitions.

I've also arranged for the HR Department to facilitate some playing hints and tips. The equitable thing to do would be to share these with the other players. But then this is business...

Finally, before we start and to avoid any awkwardness - I spent eight years at the Harvard Business School, so please don't embarrass us both by asking me to make coffee.

OK - let's go to work.Next